Oh dear, Mum knows she’s been rumbled, she put down the posh gammon on top of the packet food, but I only ate the Ham, you should have seen her face drop- she then tried offering the salmon and potato biscuits, but I didn’t feel like fish or carbohydrates this morning. I know if l give her “that look’ it makes her melt, she will then give me a dumbell, she tends to be a bit mean with them though-as there £3 a packet from Sainsbury’s- and I go through them at a rate of knots. I like it when l go to my God-mums, I think she’s better off than my mum- cos she gives me as many treats as I like, Betsy and Lexi don’t know their born.
Martin took me for a long walk this morning we went to the cricket field and I chased a rabbit, he loves it when I run after them- I think he would love me to actually catch one cos he loves rabbit stew- but Mum would go banana’s- so I please them both- by doing a quick run- then I slow down to a stop- to let them get away- Im kind like that.