Mums convinced toilet rolls are shorter than ever, but I’m glad as I get my paws on the cardboard rolls every few days.

Mums going away for a couple of days, so I am making sure our house sitter and my nanny knows whats what So here goes

Oh Martin

Mums been giving me orders to share with you while she is away.First one is—Give me lots of TLC

Mums put some mince in the freezer, so if you take some out in the morning it will have defrosted by my Tea Time. Then put some caeser dog food in my bowl then mix in the mince. Don’t feed it to me raw “ Im not a savage”! Mum just pours some boiling water over it and then drains it. She suggests you do this after “All Creatures great and Small” as this small creature needs your undivided attention at mealtimes. All coloured towels in the cupboard are mine, she prefers the white ones for some reason better know to her. If you see that I’m struggling to poo, it’s usually because a clinkers has covered my bumhole “ Are you still with me”??? just take a lesson from your favourite program – you have to get down and dirty some times for beloved animals.

So Food sorted, Now Bedding, Mum says help yourself to what ever you need. If your very lucky I might sleep with you, but don’t be taking all the Duvet- or no morning snuggles from me.

Lastly Mums begs you not to feed me from your plate and definitely NO SULTANAS Mum sends Love and thanks

Send her a picture or two that will keep her happy