GERTIE

Its been quite a busy weekend for me, I stayed with Martin and Yoz on Friday as Mum went with my Godmother to Liverpool, She said the Hillsborough 96 were being given the freedom of The Wirral and it was to be a long day. […]

There was a time that I resented my birth Mother for biting off my ear, but seeing as we have a growing population of Dachshunds on my patch, Im kinda glad that I stand out from others as I’m unique with my ONE ear. Peggy […]

  Mums back from Spain and I am dreading her hearing that I have a lump, every time she goes away and Martin’s looking after me- she gets a Vets bill. It was Betty’s Mum that noticed it- Martin is never keen on looking at […]

Mums convinced toilet rolls are shorter than ever, but I’m glad as I get my paws on the cardboard rolls every few days. Mums going away for a couple of days, so I am making sure our house sitter and my nanny knows whats what […]

My Mum is sick and tired of this summers weather, if it carries on like this -I think I will be applying for a passport. She has the sort of hair that goes curly if the atmosphere is damp- which she hates! and this year […]

Mum went to see Dunkirk this afternoon, I can tell she ‘s been crying as she was all sloppy with me-and as soon as she got back she said she felt like a drink, so the film must have been pretty harrowing. She has been […]

  They say charity begins at home, my Mum thinks it begins with passion, particularly passion for what you believe in, I mean- before she had me she would never have thought of supporting a sausage-dog- NOW she is passionate about it. I exaggerate ! […]

We dogs are known for our loyalty and I would like to think Im as loyal as the rest, I never switch from my PG Tips -and my Vets, Dentists and Grooming will never change. The toys, that are my favourites- are the ones I […]

My Mum loves her friends, adores her old ones and treasures the new. I think this is because she’s crap at trusting Men- with good reason I’d say- the last one pitched up with the Barmaid at her local village pub and then she did […]

Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Championship has begun and that means I’ve got my headband, Mum loves it – the Tennis that it! she is very patriotic and tears drop on me from time to time. She wore a headband years ago when she was at Piccadilly […]