There was a time that I resented my birth Mother for biting off my ear, but seeing as we have a growing population of Dachshunds on my patch, Im kinda glad that I stand out from others as I’m unique with my ONE ear. Peggy […]

  Mums back from Spain and I am dreading her hearing that I have a lump, every time she goes away and Martin’s looking after me- she gets a Vets bill. It was Betty’s Mum that noticed it- Martin is never keen on looking at […]

Mums convinced toilet rolls are shorter than ever, but I’m glad as I get my paws on the cardboard rolls every few days. Mums going away for a couple of days, so I am making sure our house sitter and my nanny knows whats what […]

My Mum is sick and tired of this summers weather, if it carries on like this -I think I will be applying for a passport. She has the sort of hair that goes curly if the atmosphere is damp- which she hates! and this year […]

Mum went to see Dunkirk this afternoon, I can tell she ‘s been crying as she was all sloppy with me-and as soon as she got back she said she felt like a drink, so the film must have been pretty harrowing. She has been […]

  They say charity begins at home, my Mum thinks it begins with passion, particularly passion for what you believe in, I mean- before she had me she would never have thought of supporting a sausage-dog- NOW she is passionate about it. I exaggerate ! […]

We dogs are known for our loyalty and I would like to think Im as loyal as the rest, I never switch from my PG Tips -and my Vets, Dentists and Grooming will never change. The toys, that are my favourites- are the ones I […]

My Mum loves her friends, adores her old ones and treasures the new. I think this is because she’s crap at trusting Men- with good reason I’d say- the last one pitched up with the Barmaid at her local village pub and then she did […]

Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Championship has begun and that means I’ve got my headband, Mum loves it – the Tennis that it! she is very patriotic and tears drop on me from time to time. She wore a headband years ago when she was at Piccadilly […]

Oh dear, Mum knows she’s been rumbled, she put down the posh gammon on top of the packet food, but I only ate the Ham, you should have seen her face drop- she then tried offering the salmon and potato biscuits, but I didn’t feel […]